Remember me

I'm in dire need of therapy. Am already on the verge of suicide. It's just deciding the fastest and mess-free way. Hanging by a wet noodle? Asphyxiation by body odour? Drowning by molten dark chocolate? (ooh... yumm!) With the kind of scatterbrain nonsense i have to face... ANYTHING! to avoid further brain deterioration of associating with intellectually inferior people. AARRGGHHH!!!!

Ironically, someone recently asked me "How would you like your epitaph to be?" and "What do you think others will put on your epitaph?". Hmmm... not the usual topic one would like to broach. Still, it did get me thinking of what i'm doing with my life, how i perceive myself and how different/similar others truly see me. Kinda makes you think twice before doing anything huh? Damn those morals and responsibilities! :P

I did come across this epitaph though:

Here lies a miser who lived for himself,
who cared for nothing but gathering wealth.
Now where he is and how he fares;
nobody knows and nobody cares.

Err... not something i would want on my granite headboard next time. Then again, obviously someone bothered enough to put it there. To serve as a warning/reminder perhaps?

Would be interesting though, to know what others would write for me. *goes off to preen wings and tune the harp*

Quizzically speaking

I'm a sucker for quizzes. I can't resist them even if they're silly, irrelevant or plain ridiculous. Who needs to know "What Breed Of Puppy Are You?". Heck.. I'm female AND i'm no dog...unless you're referring to my occasional (ok..maybe perpetual) bitchiness. I scored 45% normal in "How Normal Are You?" and 70% weird in "How Weird Are You?". Go figure! In the latter quiz, the results read You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! Hmmm....THAT's reassuring!

Anyway, decided to do a more serious quiz after reading Siryn's post. Here's my results from the Princeton Review:

Your interest colour is BLUE
People with blue Interests like job responsibilities and occupations that involve creative, humanistic, thoughtful, and quiet types of activities. Blue Interests include abstracting, theorizing, designing, writing, reflecting, and originating, which often lead to work in editing, teaching, composing, inventing, mediating, clergy, and writing.

Your usual style is YELLOW
People with yellow styles perform their job responsibilities in a manner that is orderly and planned to meet a known schedule. They prefer to work where things get done with a minimum of interpretation and unexpected change. People with a yellow style tend to be orderly, cautious, structured, loyal, systematic, solitary, methodical, and organized, and usually thrive in a research-oriented, predictable, established, controlled, measurable, orderly environment. You will want to choose a work environment or career path in which your style is welcomed and produces results.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee......... no wonder Siryn and i get along so well. *jumps around in glee* :D
Foodie Queen, won't be surprised if you get similar results too. *hugs*

Btw, in case you're wondering, I'm like a Beagle Puppy...Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky :D Woof!

Fusion indeed

Today is definitely a total waste of make-up. Did not achieve anything but let my life just drift aimlessly by (again!). Aaargh... i hate these days of waiting around for clients to come back with decisions. Others may envy how easy my day has been but i'm ready to bite the arm off my office chair. The only highlight to my day was lunch with colleagues.. and maybe Jebi's comment that i have an infectious laugh. 8) Other than that, i'm sinking lower and lower into my chair, my bum slowly fusing with the cushion and cellulite overflowing the sides.

There's gotta be more to life than this....