Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Joke of the Day

Warning: Based on true incident relating to actual people. May cause brain cells to scream and slam themselves against skull. Read at your own risk.

bLoNdiE: die la... i dunno which is carb and which is protein
bLoNdiE: all i know is fish = protein
dRaGoNfLy: DURRR
bLoNdiE: chicken = carb, cow = carb
dRaGoNfLy: UR HEAD LAH!!! Who says?!
bLoNdiE: pig = carb
dRaGoNfLy: ALL meats are protein!!!
bLoNdiE: huh. since when?
bLoNdiE: it's their skin that's carb rite? ppl advised not to eat KFC skin...
dRaGoNfLy: dats fats!!!
bLoNdiE: fats = carb. rite?
dRaGoNfLy: fats = FATS lah. Carbs come fr rice, potatoes, wheat, etc
dRaGoNfLy: Aiyo. Go back to school lah. Go see the food hierarchy chart.
bLoNdiE: i need that seriously
dRaGoNfLy: Didn't pay attention in school issit?
bLoNdiE: yalor... i very bad in science.. and history... and accounts...
dRaGoNfLy: *faints*
bLoNdiE: *laughs* i blur blur...
bLoNdiE: dunno how i got thru my exams!
dRaGoNfLy: Errr... Divine Intervention!?!?


SIGH.... am going to jump off a cliff. Anyone care to join me?!?!

6 comments:

Siryn said...

*felt some braincells commit suicide while reading that convo* :P

Foodie Queen said...

Talk about retarded. Makes me itch just scrolling through that post. Typical situation where you wished to high heaven that natural selection would take place instantly.

Hope it isn't contagious!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

dRaGoNfLy WiNgS said...

Call it arrogance but thank God that you and i were born with brains that function.

*goes to sterilize self from further contamination*

Glen-san said...

woman. chill

Terry said...

Naw!!!
dRaGoNfLy WiNgS..I think I won't jump off a cllff. I want to keep my feet on dry land!! Ha!
Maybe another day, eh?...Love Terry

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